Woman: 21
Man: 21! That's cold! No wonder
Woman: What do you usually set?
Man: Around 25-26
Woman: That's hot!
Silence
Woman: So you want me to change it?
Man: No, it's ok. We can cuddle up.
He spoons her.
Woman: Can you please not touch me?
Man: What?
Woman: I can't sleep when someone is touching me.
Man: Why?!
Woman: I don't know. Always been like that.
Man: That's strange. So no one has ever touched you when you sleep?
Woman: Nope. Can we just go to sleep?
Silence
Man: I think I'd better leave.
Woman:Ok. Oh do you mind taking the rubbish with you on your way down? And don't slam the door, I'm a light sleeper.
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